5 New FHSU Residential Life Policies That Challenge The Constitution

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It’s a new school year at Fort Hays State University, and what better way to usher in the free-thinking educational experience than with a comprehensive list of rules and regulations that overstep constitutional jurisdiction.

conduct policy fhsuResidential Life student handbooks, complete with a daily planner, are fresh off the printing presses. I picked up a copy and immediately began thumbing through the conduct policy like the troublemaker I am.

I was shocked to find that some of these policies are more than annoying niceties: the conduct policy contains some straight-up fascist, freedom hating policies. The worst part? We all agreed to them.

Chances are, if you signed an on-campus housing contract, you telegram number list signed up for a lot more than you bargained for. C’mon, who really reads those contractual agreements, am I right? It turns out that you students agreed to comply to these policies, so without further adieu, here’s five new policies that challenge Constitutional Law:

1. Absolute Compliance
For those who are unaware, FHSU Residential Life Policies are nailing students for doing things within their legal rights as a citizen of the United States of America. Administrators have seemingly failed to recognize this, and as a result we are left with policy that demands absolute compliance. That compliance is whipped into the student body through use of sanctions and threatening with loss of on-campus employment, in addition to turning offenders into social media pariahs.

“Students are expected to promptly and respectfully comply with any reasonable request of a university employee, Residential Life staff member, or uniformed response personnel in the completion of their duties.”

That’s right. No back sass, motherfuckers. Toe the party line and keep your mouth shut, unless you have something nice to say.

“Comply with any reasonable request” sounds like a pretty blanketed statement and a purposefully vague and ambiguous agreement to make.